Many people ask themselves when they wake up at night, what is the perfect vore? Could it be a beautifully illustrated image? A painstakingly animated video? Maybe even just fanfiction?
Well, dear reader, today I set out to find the ripest vore ever posted on the interwebs. And I know just the place to start...
Google! Everyone's favorite search engine. The only thing you can't find by google is over 90% of the internet, so I'm sure it will lead us to the right direction! By simply searching "the perfect vore", I found a Quotev quiz, designed to find your perfect pokemon vore predator. I decided to rise to the challenge and try to ace this quiz. And I gotta say, I think I did better than I did on my geometry tests! Ahahahaha!
That was a joke
please laugh
Anywho, my results came out to Arbok, the snake pokemon thing. So, the perfect vore must have something to do with Arbok. I told you we would decipher the mysteries of vore! But we're not done yet. I also found a piece of art through my search titled "the perfect app for a pred" by jacobgord 12345. Here it is now:
As you can see, the image is once again related to pokemon, more specifically pokemon go. You know what this means...
Super sleuthing!
Pokemon go was developed by Niantic Ltd., the creators of the popular Ingress game. If you don't know, Ingress is game where you travel to real life hotspots, and hack them to claim them for your team. And do you know what other game has hacking? That's right, Watch_Dogs by EA Sports! Obviously, the perfect vore must have to do with Pokemon, technology, and dogs. Well, what's the first pokemon you think of when you think dog? That's right, Zigzagoon! So, all we have to do is look up "zigzagoon phone vore", and you'll find the perfect vore.
And you know what? I actually found it. I present to you, the perfect vore:
There you have it folks, we have found the greatest piece of vore on Earth. Remember to follow the Everyday Taste for updates whenever I post, and I will see you all later.
Sources
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WDZ-z6qj3Q
http://jacobgord12345.deviantart.com/art/the-perfect-app-for-a-pred-623977251
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